Thursday, January 22, 2009

Campaign for Jackson Hole



Girls soon to be invited to Annual Jackson Hole Ski Trip. Trip is usually only attended by men and Jay's mom and I am on a mission to change that. I am dedicating three months of my life to skiing on a smaller hill called the Schweitzer Mountain resort so I will be good enough for that jagged mountain in Jackson Hole, WY. Possibly, if I'm not an embarrasement on the mountain here I'd be a shoe-in to ski in Jackson. I've even taken a trip to Colorado to hone my skills skiing long runs, powder, wind and frigid temps.

It's been quite a journey so far. I had the "outfit". That was really a number one priority for me (I took care of that three years ago). I've also purchased two pairs of ski boots, finally finding my perfect pair this year. I found my ideal long johns and helmet and invested in a brand new pair of K2 skis, called Lotta Luv and I can guarantee, I do have a "lotta luv" for this sport.

Jackson Hole in 2010 with Women. Why wouldn't you invite women is what I want to know? Heather, Jay's wife, and I are more than just a pretty face, we have a great sense of humor and enjoy tanning whenever we know there is potential to be seen in a swimming suit. We would smell better than most of the usual attendants. Plus, we've been known to bake cupcakes for special occasions such as this one. This all spells the best Jackson Hole trip the men have ever seen.

You be the judge and let me know why we shouldn't be in Jackson Hole in 2010.
From Heather's Bachelorette Party


Love ya!!

3 comments:

dangerkitty said...

Chris - you make some very strong arguments. I just dropped jay off at the airport for this JH trip. there will be three people total this year. I think we should do what we did in the sorority house...if you want something bad enough - you make a t-shirt. Perhaps a catchy slogan like "i'll show you my Jackson Hole if you show me yours" or Jackson Hole needs more hills" get it?! hills...like boobs?!?!?! or simply Jackson Hole 2010 - lady invasion.
it's happening. i toldjay that i'm just booking my ticket and he can deal.

dangerkitty said...

i mean...it's HELLA happening!!!

NumberOneTwenty said...

I knew I could count on you. I know my arguments are a little shmooshy but I thought to myself, Heather will be able to add so much to this campaign and right now my head is spinning I'm so excited for the t-shirts. The slogans are brilliant, Chad did say that "Jackson Hole needs more bumps" would be awesome too. You know we've got 'em. I also like 'i'll show you my Jackson hole....'

Where do we get these t's? I'm so on board.